June 15, 2007

Judge rules “No girlfriend for you until 2010”

Posted in Fun, Humor, Life, Love, News, People, Psychology, Society at 8:54 am by deadlikeme

solitude.jpg24-year-old Steven Cranley is not allowed to have a girlfriend for the next three years.

A judge in Ontario (Canada) has banned Cranley from relationships until 2010 as a result of a violent argument he had with his ex-girlfriend and her roommate. Cranley assaulted both women and also cut the phone lines in the home to prevent them from calling the police.

Cranley was diagnosed with a “dependent personality disorder“, meaning he can’t handle rejection very well.

Being such a bad-breaker-upper he is a threat to anyone he becomes romantically involved with, hence the “no girlfriend for the next three years” sentence.

United Press International

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